Rhymes

Posted: March 15, 2011 in Creative Writing

twinkle twinkle little star,

 

 

 

my friend got drunk in a bar.

 

 

 

up above the world so high,

 

 

 

he couldn’t tell the chick was a guy.

 

 

 

twinkle twinkle little star

 

 

 

dumb fuck woke  beside edgar.

 

 

 

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humpty dumpty had a great dong,

 

 

 

all the skanks of  fairy town call him “foot-long”.

 

 

 

he plowed  the kings daughters

 

 

 

and he plowed the kings wife.

 

 

 

when his majesty got home early
humpty dumpty ran for his life
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little sunny stalker

 

hiding in a corner

 

dress up! dress up! grab your mace!

 

spray that creep right on the face.

 

go hit him with a right and hit him with a left,

 

kick him on the shin and kick him on the chest

 

and get em in the part where his bird nests.

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