twinkle twinkle little star,
my friend got drunk in a bar.
up above the world so high,
he couldn’t tell the chick was a guy.
twinkle twinkle little star
dumb fuck woke beside edgar.
humpty dumpty had a great dong,
all the skanks of fairy town call him “foot-long”.
he plowed the kings daughters
and he plowed the kings wife.
little sunny stalker
hiding in a corner
dress up! dress up! grab your mace!
spray that creep right on the face.
go hit him with a right and hit him with a left,
kick him on the shin and kick him on the chest
and get em in the part where his bird nests.